Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION
I wish I could say I can’t believe men would say such dumb shit.
Literally, go fuck yourselves. Bye.
Headcanon that Aithusa shares the bed with Merlin and Arthur until she becomes too big to do so. (ﾉ◡ヮ◡)ﾉ
(If you were wondering, Sir Bartholomewe is kind of like Bea’s and my Steve Carlsberg of the Merlin universe. Fucking Jackass.)